I Need This

Imagine being able to insult fearlessly, play practical jokes without consequences, or sing like the Asian guy from that tv show: now you can [cue cool back-beat]! Just buy the latest video tombstone and you too can scare the pants off of anyone unlucky enough to pass too close to your grave.

[Imagine Peter Griffen's voice} Hey! I'm taaaalking to you. That's right, Buttacup. Come ova' here!

The possibilities are endless...

Oddly enough, I told Azi one day in Arlington National Cemetery that I wanted this exact thing on my tombstone -- but only to sing bad songs whenever people walked by.

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