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Monday, August 09, 2004

Gorilla Who Speaks Sign Language Calls For The Dentist

Have people forgotten the lessons of Planet of the Apes. Next thing you know they'll be putting us in cages. Better to use them for experiments and then euthanize them as soon as possible. As a humanitarian, I think elimination of these "intelligent" creatures is our only hope for survival... followed by those f*cking dolphins. Smart bastards, those dolphins. I lost my job disarming sea mines to one of those bottle-nosed scabs.

Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.
-Charlton Heston as George Taylor, Planet of the Apes, 1968

WFTV.com - News Of The Strange - Gorilla Who Speaks Sign Language Calls For The Dentist

1 Comments:

Blogger Another Person said...

First, they come for our jobs, then our women. Our best hope is to learn their language in order to earn their trust. Then we can successfully interbreed until all our differences are forgotten...

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